On the Rocks

So, it all started at Chili's, when Ruth Ann mentioned that there was this food server at her parent's place that could balance a salt shaker on salt. ON salt.

Well, you KNOW I had to try it for myself.

(We also know that we can all clearly see
my finger holding the shaker in place on the table.)

Well, THAT wasn't going to do.

So, I began my quest.
First thing I needed? A pile of salt on my desk.

Not working.

Again, not finding great success here.

Wait a minute...

I think I might have it...

BOOYA!

(And no, I will not be quitting my day job to pursue this new-found talent full time.)