Liberty and a Locksmith

We're learning about all things American right now

 in first grade, and these kids are cracking me up:

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Me:  The Statue of Liberty was a gift to America from the country of France.

Kid:  Why didn't they give us something more practical?

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Me:  The Statue came to America in over 300 pieces.  We had to put it together once it arrived.

Kid:  What piece did you help put together, Ms. G?

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Me:  She's actually hollow, you can climb around inside of her.

Kid:  Could you fill her up with milk?

(Apparently, there are hollow cereal straws

 through which you can pour milk.  Who knew.)

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And this kiddo.  He REALLY was this specific.  So funny:  

"Ms. G, I do not want to be an astronaut for two reasons.  First, if you happen to fly too close to a star, you'll burst into flames and become a star yourself.  Second, what happens if you leave the space shuttle for a space walk, and forget your keys?  How are you supposed to get back to earth if you lock yourself out?"